October 2011
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June 2011
2 posts
Steve Martin & The Steep Canyon Rangers - Atheists... →
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My boyfriend says a lot of weird shit.
May 2011
1 post
Dear Coke Talk: On national catharsis. →
dearcoketalk:
So Osama’s dead and people are dancing in the streets. I’m relieved he’s dead but disgusted that so many people are acting like giddy barbarians about it. Thoughts?
Sorry, asshole. You don’t get to be both relieved and disgusted. This is one of those times where you can’t have it both ways.
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March 2011
2 posts
February 2011
2 posts
Dear Coke Talk: On planned parenthood. →
dearcoketalk:
Can you write something about the House’s vote to pull funding from Planned Parenthood? As one of the millions of people in this country who have taken advantage of Planned Parenthood’s amazing services, I am outraged. Planned Parenthood spreads awareness across the nation and provides many with…
Dear Coke Talk: On fucking right back. →
dearcoketalk:
how much cock do you suck before you do 2keys of coke of a strangers rock hard cock. also, how does a flat dried up cunt like yourself get a cock hard enough to snort noodles off of, let alone cocaine? i bet its hard, like watching all your friends from the last 200 years write a will whilst you…
I <3 coketalk.
December 2010
1 post
This is awesome! →
Amazing.
November 2010
3 posts
Judgey McJudgerson and gross over-generalizations about large groups of people make me sad and UNhopeful.
lovegivesmehope:
Today, my boyfriend came over. While everyone else in our town is busy having sex and being under the influence, we played basketball, made cookies, and danced around in our socks on the kitchen hardwood floor. His TRUE love gives me hope.
blog at izs.me: TSA Success Story →
izs:
By now, if you haven’t heard the outrage at the TSA’s “enhanced” pat-down procedures, then you don’t use the internet, and you’re not reading this blog.
They grope children. They touch your junk. The procedures are ludicrously ineffective and harmful from a security point of view. And the…
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1327740/humans_or_mon... →
October 2010
2 posts
In a bag of Charms Blow Pops there are 7 cherry, 5 watermelon, 2 sour apple, and 2 strawberry lollypops
August 2010
4 posts
immd:
I heard a kid singing along to the music at the grocery store, with the lyrics to Secret Agent Man slightly confused. Loudly, he sang “secret- ASIAN man! Secret- ASIAN MAN!” IMMD.
Submitted by: chuckly
Secret Asian Man is a song parody by Da Vinci’s Notebook.
Why Australia needs a 'burqa ban' & Why you should...
askanatheist:
After a long wait my article is finally comming out. CLICK HERE It was accepted and then declined by the Rationalist Journal of Australia because it was too controversial.
Comment, Reblog, Follow.
Also this is a universal case, take Australia and substitute UK, France, USA, Japan, South Korea and the argument holds.
July 2010
1 post
Priest Drowns Baby During Baptism →
coketalk:
Hey, look on the bright side. At least he didn’t fuck it.
June 2010
9 posts
Women in Tech: Building Confidence and Visibility... →
“The books are to remind us what asses and fools we are. They’re Caeser’s...”
– Fahrenheit 451 (via themorninglight) (via readbooks) (via booklover) (via emptythreatsoflittlelord) (via libraryland)
Saudi Clerics Advocate Adult Breast-Feeding - AOL... →
Dropbox is awesome and you should use it and get... →
xkcd: Librarians →
How The Male Angler Fish Gets Completely Screwed -... →
I wish I was an angler fish
stfubelievers:
Current TV Vanguard special on American missionaries in Africa preaching against homosexuals and the tragic consequences. Missionaries of Hate.
(Here is the Current TV website link if you prefer that to YouTube)
Like all Vanguard documentaries, it is important but extremely sad.
“Rape on the Reservation” is not related to religion, but it is also amazing.
May 2010
2 posts
“Sometimes you wake up. Sometimes the fall kills you. And sometimes when you...”
– Neil Gaiman
aka my possible yearbook quote :)
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immd:
An elderly man came in to the shop I work in wanting to place an order. While I was working we got chatting and he told me he was one of the oldest students at the nearby university. I asked him why he’d decided to start studying again, and he replied, “I just thought, what does one do between now and death? Might as well learn Turkish!” IMMD
Submitted by: Rebecca
I want to...
April 2010
5 posts
fmylife:
Today, I had sex with the guy I like for the first time. He left his socks and underwear on, barely touched me, and it was so boring I chose to watch “Dawn of the Dead” instead. I think I found a keeper. FML
Fun fact about me: I lost my vcard while this movie was on. Totally a bad omen.
“Revenge may be wicked but it’s perfectly natural.”
– Vanity Fair
fmylife:
Today, after church, my 5-year-old son asked me about God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about God for over 2 hours. At the end of it all, he pondered for a moment, before saying to me “That’s the stupidest thing I ever heard. You’re dumb.” FML
If I ever procreate this is how I’d want my kids to be.
March 2010
13 posts
Parents,
If you are going to take your adorable six year old to a ceramic studio for him to paint, that means he should be painting. It won’t look perfect but you should treasure the art project of your little boy. Taking the kid, telling him he’s going to paint, then proceeding to do everything for him is just going to make him hate you. It’s your project when you pick out the...
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immd:
My ultra-Christian sister is teaching her son “Just a Closer Walk With Thee”. He keeps singing it “You are weak but I am strong.” He told me he’s doing it specifically to wind her up. The kid’s 6. IMMD
Submitted by: Aud
Dear Coke Talk: On going your separate ways. →
I’ve stopped taking relationship advice from my friends since they’ve all become cynics as of late. I’m in need of some sort of direction here.
My boyfriend and I have been together 20 months. After our graduation this spring, we will be taking two very different paths in our lives. I’m…
I wish someone had said this to me back in the day.
Dear Coke Talk: On why you even bother. →
First, I’m going to say what everyone says: you’re great and I need an honest opinion, no holds barred. I was in a very long term relationship that ended a couple years ago. I’ve never been much of a dater - I’m one of those annoying people who just sort of fell into relationships when I was…
Hipsters on food stamps - Pinched: Tales from an... →
Just Undo It — Conceptual Devices →
The Most Expensive Drink at Starbucks →
You know stress has hit maximum levels when you actually LOL at an ABC Family show.
IDUMP4U the website where we do all the dirty work... →
I know I really shouldn’t find this funny but I’m evil so I do.
Free will is an illusion, biologist says →
Waiting
I’m a really impatient person. I hate surprises, I hate anticipation and boy do I hate waiting for things. I routinely take things out of the microwave 10- 15 seconds before they are supposed to be done. 2 minutes for a burrito is way too much for me, it can be a little cold. I take a weightlifting class at my gym, and sometimes there’s a 2 or 3 person line to get weights, I...
Revealed: The mathematical formula that predicts... →
Photo of the Day: Niblet, the Dwarf Bunny |... →
I avoid animal rescue sites and Animal Planet for reasons like this. I will not be the crazy lady with a ton of animals no matter how cute they are.
February 2010
4 posts
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Tough Guys Sing Savage Garden →